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                         Swag Bio for Instagram

  1. Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.
  2. I get it from my mama.
  3. Forgive? Yes. Forget? Never.
  4. Stay a mystery, it attracts more curious people.
  5. Don’t try to change me.
  6. Good girl with a good playlist.
  7. You’re just jealous cuz I got swag.
  8. Living vicariously through myself.
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  10. Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
  11. Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
  12. I was not born for mediocre.
  13. Where the heck am I? How did I get here?
  14. Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  15. Where the heck am I? How did I get here?
  16. God bless this hot mess!
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  18. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
  19. Why blend in when you born to stand out.
  20. I have to be funny because being hot just isn’t an option for me at this point.
  21. Make peace with your broken pieces.
  22. It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
  23. Savage attitude but a golden heart.
  24. Taking naps is so childish, I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.
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  26. I don’t look like this in real life.
  27. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.
  28. If you fall, worry not. The floor will be there.
  29. All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
  30. I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.
  31. This is my simple Coffee dependent life.
  32. I need 6 months of vacation twice a year.
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  34. The future is shaped by your dreams. Stop wasting time and go to sleep!
  35. Give me the chocolate and nobody will get hurt.
  36. My only real long term goal is to end up on Ellen’s show.
  37. You can’t make everybody happy, you aren’t a jar of Nutella.
  38. It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
  39. Maybe I’m born with it.
  40. My blood is made of coffee.

  42. I can resist everything except temptation.
  43. Never forget, the world is yours. Terms and conditions may apply.
  44. I wanna be different just like everyone else.
  45. A Nomad in search of the perfect burger.
  46. Acting like summer & walking like rain.
  47. God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height.
  48. Naturally and artificially flavored.

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